Questions i always wanna ask????

1)If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
2) Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
3) How come abbreviation is such a long word?
4) Why isn't phonics spelled the way it sounds?
5) If jocks get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
6) Why do we sing, "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
7) If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
8) If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
9) Why do we press harder on the remote when we think the batteries are dead?
10) If the #2 pencil is so popular ...why is it #2?
11) If swimming is good for our shape, why do the whales look the way they do?
12) If peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?

PS: IF U HAPPEN TO KNW ANY OF THE ANSWERS ABOVE PLZ DO COMMENT IN....TX

Cheers!

Dark is Beautiful!!!!

When I born,
I Black,When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I scared, I Black,When I sick, I Black,And when I die, I still black...
And you White fellow,
When you born, you pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you blue,
When you scared, you yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray...And you calling me colored??

Some how the world is still obsessed with the white skin, treating the dark skin as a taboo. God(if u believe) has made us in his own likeness.....lets stop havin rascist ideas, lets accept ppl the way they r. Theres more to a person than just skin colour, DARK is indeed beautiful!!!! PEACE!!!

Cheers!!

Translation of Dreams

Our minds are raped,
We live through the lies
Who will regard
Our Bloodstained lives?

Desperation of days
Where little has changed
And false promises
Still have me engaged

Prejudice and ignorance
History repeats.....
Victory? Freedom?
Integrity meets defeat

Shards of our dreams
Hope and passions spent
I'll pick up the pieces
And i'll dare to dream again.


PS: ahhh...feels so good, finally all the poems pending in the drafts r out!!!! the ocean of poems for now is over, i'll b back with more though.

Life - The Enternal Journey

My life is a voyage, not yet completely travelled
But i can perceive the boulevard glaring at me,
And sense my limbs on this scorched earth.
I know how to sketch my hopes,
While i seek my correct trail.

I can gaze behind me and learn from my past,
By remembering the memories that made me cry
And the times i laughed.
I perceive the times when i was honest
Or when i was cocooned in my lies.

I carry these memories,
And interpret them as a mission
To transform my voyage into a great one,
To fashion a future better than my past.

Skill Display!!!........yummmy!!!!

omg!!!! i am on some kind of slump in my creativity but its also the best time when i can write poetry, silly but something that i find relaxing. So some ocean wave of poems on the blog, hopefully the one reading them will find them readable!!!

Cheers!!!

Ode to a Cheese Pizza

There you are, at the table.

All hot and steaming.
Mealting cheese like molten lava.
Watering mouth,itching fingers.
But, I'm on a diet
Don't tempt me.

Spicy Salsa,crunchy crust.
Temptation,temptation.
It's all too much.
First bite, heaven,
Sencond,better.
Third,sin.

No stopping now
It's all gone.

PS: i wrote this just to staisfy me!!! (lol) Smokin Joe's...........!!!!

I am a WOMAN!!!!

I am your beginning and your end
Your futur and your past
I am hope,I am faith
I am your friend
I am pain and tears
The child at your breast
The twinkle in your eye
The song in your heart
The call of your destiny
The challenge of your adventure
I am the warrior
I am the coward
I am the cause for many a war
I am the blade of your sword
The fear in your eye
The courage in your heart
I am the one who holds you in the night
Who guards you with her life
Who guides you through the dark
Who saves you from the abyss
I amyour curse and your burden
I am the one who will ease your burden
I am a curse
I am a blessing
I am a paradox
Mysterious,sultry sensuous
I am the tease to your senses
The unreachable temptation
The voice in the night
The song in the day
I am madness
I am loneliness
I am love


I am desperation and frustration
Joy is my calling card

I am the strength in your arm
The spark in your soul
The energy of your spirit

I am day
I am night
The stars in the sky
The flowers in the meadow
I am anything you want me to be
I am life, I am death
Your fortune and your downfall
I am what you make me
What you treat me as
What you see in me
I am your daughter
Your wife
Your sister
Your mother
The stranger on the road
The old woman down the street
Your confidante
Your friend

Fear me
Hate me
Love me
Do whatever u please

But respect me.....

I am woman.

The Re-Charge!!!!

A month has passed since i gained employment.....am enjoying this curve of learning as well, i have realised that the TEACHER'S job is beyond just the books,exams and being strick. Its a job that teaches you while you want others to learn. And this kind of thinking is in every teacher's thought process...otherwise what would have teacher's done if there was no one to learn.



Am at school, so far its been good....nothin much to complain about except that the VOCAL CORDS get screwd in style, also that staff room politics is never ending..as long as its healthy am up for anything(ha ha ha)......But am trying to make a point here......let me get to that first!!! ahhh thank god for POLITICS!!!



So, like everyday i reached school, signed my attendance and walked towards the PARLIAMENT HOUSE i.e STAFF ROOM. Am in a good mood, making myself ready for the class am about to deliever a lecture, getting my flow of thoughts right when something uncalled for happened.....and i hate it when such incedents happen they act like a spoil to everything planned....



A teacher, whom i haven't bothered to interact walks up to me and says" So have you done you'r B.ed( its a degree u need to call urself a teacher) " to which my reply was NO!! but